-lance has, on more than one occasion, hummed the star wars theme song with shiro’s dick in his mouth, and shiro has cum with tears streaming down his face bc his boyfriend is a dork
-they’ve tried out many kinks that had them laughing too hard to continue, including
- lance wearing lingerie (he tried wearing a bra and it looked ridiculous)
- shiro wearing handcuffs (he accidentally broke them)
- rope bondage (somehow lance got his leg tied to shiro’s hand?? they’re trying again one day after more research)
- daddy kink (lance wouldn’t stop moaning “aye papi” and then laughing)
-one time lance wore a vibrating butt plug in public and shiro turned it on every time he talked so he squeaked
- lance made him wear it the next time and got his revenge, but shiro’s voice got breathy and it turned lance on too much and they had a quicky inside a bathroom
-they’ve fucked in the blue lion but she spent the whole time talking to lance and providing a running commentary
-one time lance was in a twitter argument and rode shiro while tweeting the whole time
- turns out he was fighting with keith
-shiro had a timer set so he could check a game on his phone and it went off while he was blowing lance and just pulled his phone out and played the game with lance’s dick in his mouth
-shiro once made sandwiches for him and lance and they ate them while shiro sat on lance’s dick
-one time shiro fucked lance against a door but they accidentally broke the door
-”hey shiro?” “yeah” “i dont think this position is going to work.” “???” “it’s a little too hard” “are you calling my dick little?”
-one time shiro found lance sprawled naked on top of the black lion’s head and was just like “why”
- it was actually the black lion’s idea
-one time lance spent an entire round discussing the pros and cons of capitalism and communism and what he would do if he was in zarkon’s place
-one time shiro and lance were wrestling for practice but it escalated and somehow lance lost his pants. keith walked in on them and ran out screaming. that was the best day of lance’s life.
-lance tried to bring in chocolate sauce one time but it was a mess and shiro couldn’t stop laughing at lance with a streak of chocolate on his nose
-Shiro does push-ups and sucks lance’s dick while he does it because lance said he couldn’t (@bowserlettuce)
-Keith bitching in the common room that Lance is being annoying again and being overly flirty with Shiro and Lance makes a put upon sigh and drags Shiro up from where he sits on the other’s lap. Shiro’s like wtf is going on and Lance gives a solemn ‘Shiro, you heard Mullet. I need your help so I can have a stick up my ass like him.’ (@epicboners)
omg yes


Time to get freaky~!
hunk: soft good melting bottom!!! so responsive and subby, he loves being caressed and pampered!!! loves getting his dick sucked!
lance: showy bottom!! loves attention & anything that will earn it, loves to make noise, arches his back, bites his lip and bats his eyelashes!! likes to get spitroasted!
keith: bossy bottom!! Initiates and sets the pace often, loves getting people riled up!! loves dirty talk!
shiro: unbreakable bottom! loves to get pounded, has tons of stamina! very tender during foreplay, but a force to be reckoned with during sex! has sensitive nips!!
so….lotor’s galra lady crew……………..yeah they fucked him hard & he rly liked it, they all switch but lotor knows his girls like to dom the fuck outta him 8)c

well i’m honestly not sure what’s going on now ahaha

I rushed this out last night and got it beta’ed by the lovely @braincoins this morning and I’m very happy with it indeed.
I present: Zargar (Or Zarkonerva, I guess) smut. Includes size kink, because have you seen the size difference between these two?! Is the title a pun? We’ll never know.
It is dim in their shared chambers but for the low, purple-tinted light, and blue wash of a discarded holotablet screen in the corner. His shed armour sits upon its stand in the corner, and the door to the bathing chamber is open, a concession to her which he has since found himself rather enamoured with – Galra do not bathe with water, after all.