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chocoboned:

if i could clone myself you’re damn right one of the first things i do is fuck myself. how’s my ass? what’s my dick look like when it’s right in front of my face? am i actually good at sucking dick or kissing, or does everyone just keep that sort of information from me? i’m the only critic i trust,

  1419   Feb 28, 2018
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    Not to mention people have been telling me to go fuck myself for years now. I figure there’s something in that...
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